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No Bars, Just Pain.
Since these words are brand new, we’ve included audio pronunciations. Just in case your network isn’t Verizon and reading them is as painful as your signal.
A made-up language for the all-too-real pain of bad service. Frozen screens. Dropped calls. Digital doom.
It’s what happens when you’re not with Verizon.
We gave the words audio too. Some frustrations need to be heard.
Bufferdiculous
00:00 / 00:08
Sloading
00:00 / 00:04
Impostible
00:00 / 00:08
SuperBlow
00:00 / 00:06
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